Police Dog Needed to Catch Old Crooks and Crooks Who Walk Funny

 
 Whoa! I get a cool undercover police car!

Here comes my new partner.

Meet Officer Bittem 

  Suspect identified. He's a nasty looking one!

I've got him trapped, Officer Bittem! I'll cover the escape route. You go down there and cuff him!

Tom Irregardless and Me    No Fake News but Plenty of Hogwash