Category: Social Media

  • The Dangerous Internet

    I read the internet is a dangerous place, full of skunks and scoundrels. Conscience stricken, I changed my profile on MySpace to confess that I wasn’t really a 55 year old guy. I was really a 98 year old predator on the prowl for naive 70 year old women! After that, my conscience felt better.

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    I thought I was too old for MySpace but my son told me I wasn’t. So I registered and got my very own space. Straight off, someone wanted to be my friend! A married woman, about 10 years my junior, who found me via alumni search; we’d gone to the same high school.

    I looked at her profile. She seemed nice enough. But I thought it would look funny to have as my only friend a married woman. What would my own wife think? As one friend out of several, okay. But not the only one. So I messaged her back, tactfully as I could, and asked her to wait. Let me get a few more friends, then I’d gladly add her to the list.

    She went ballistic on me! As if I had accused her of trying to hit on me! I tried to placate her……no, no, no, no, don’t be offended…it’s my hangup, not yours…..but it didn‘t do me a bit of good …..darn right it’s your hangup, not mine she screamed…..goodbye!!!!    and cancelled her friend request!

    It’s true. The internet is a dangerous place.

  • Christians and the Internet

    When Mr. Crowe came across the hateful website of that perennial apostate and general thorn in our side, Tom Barfendogs, author of Forty Years Down the Toilet: My Wasted Life With Jehovah’s Witnesses, he posted a comment in which he observed that the theme “JWs aren’t allowed to use the internet” is a recurring one among detractors like Barfendogs. What’s with that? he wanted to know.

    It is true that when Watchtower mentions the internet, they don’t gush with praise. They’ve many times issued warnings to congregation members. For example, far and away, the most popular internet sites have to do with porn. Nothing comes close. So if you have any significant voyeuristic impulses, you might appreciate such a warning before you embrace the internet as a way of life. Such a warning might have helped Tom Sowenmire, who accidentally stumbled across such a site. All he wanted was online repair instructions for his 1975 AMC Hottie. We never saw him again. Enticed by explicit porn, coupled with absolute viewing privacy, we hear he eventually just collapsed from exhaustion, like one of those Skinner lab rats.

    So Watchtower has warned about that danger. Why shouldn’t they?

    They’ve also observed how easy it is on the internet to mask who you really are. This is timely because websites claiming to be just for Jehovah’s Witnesses keep popping up here and there. Expand your contacts of fellow servants of God, meet brothers in different lands, make new friends, even find your new wife or husband! But how do you know who you’re really speaking with? Even Tom Barfendogs has been known to post comments using the alias Tom Puppydogs! He pretends to be a loveable & harmless pal, then by subtle degrees, he tries to foist his own odorous opinions upon the incautious.

    So they’ve warned about that, too.

    In 1999, amidst the explosion in internet interest, the Witness organization observed that some individuals had begun to sponsor websites ostensibly for the purpose of spreading the good news. Many such brothers were being “indiscreet,” they pointed out. And, two years prior, they stated that there is no need for individuals to create websites for the purpose of explaining the beliefs and activities of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Accurate information in this regard could already be found on the Watchtower’s own site www.watchtower.org. All this was before blogging became popular, but there’s no reason to think that the same principles wouldn’t apply. Internet savvy Witnesses, by and large, seek to conform to direction from Jehovah’s organization. They respect it, and view their direction in the light of scriptures like Heb 13:17:

    Be obedient to those who are taking the lead among you and be submissive, for they are keeping watch over your souls as those who will render an account; that they may do this with joy and not with sighing, for this would be damaging to you.

    Can a Witness blog without being “indiscreet?” Some think not and stay away from that form of communication. Obviously, I am one who thinks it can be done. But you can’t be clumsy.

    For example, you don’t set yourself up as “Tom the Bible Answer Man,” as if you were the ultimate source of spiritual truth. You don’t go hosting a meeting spot for Jehovah’s Witnesses; that’s what the congregation is for. You don’t give the impression that you are representing Watchtower itself. Sometimes, enthusiastic brothers post long passages, even entire articles, including artwork, from Watchtower publications. Might this be indiscreet, especially when Watchtower has not posted the article themselves? It is their words. Shouldn't they control their distribution?

    Our Kingdom Ministry, a monthly bulletin distributed to congregation members, is the source for much of the internet counsel directed to our people. Why not post entire articles as they relate to the internet? Why not post the whole Kingdom Ministry, so all who want to can peruse it?

    Because that would be indiscreet. Our Kingdom Ministry is not written for the general public. It is written for those who specifically have dedicated their lives to Jehovah God. Most folks using the internet don’t fall in that category. So Our Kingdom Ministry doesn‘t concern them. It’s not that Our Kingdom Ministry is confidential, or secretive, or restrictive. It’s a colossal bore, frankly, to non-Witnesses. But the title says it all. It is Our Kingdom Ministry. Is our kingdom ministry your kingdom ministry? If you are not one of Jehovah’s Witnesses, it’s not. Why would anyone post it online? It already, through the congregations, has a distribution channel.

    If Sheepandgoats assures readers that he is a baptized Witness in good standing, so what? How do they know he’s not lying? And assuming he’s not, how do they know he’ll be the same tomorrow? People can change. And if he goes over to the dark side tomorrow, will he post to that effect? Barfendogs didn’t. Maybe he will park on the Kingdom Hall lawn tomorrow and the elders will tell him not to, so when he gets home he will post about how elders are mean, and why do we need elders anyway when we have Jesus who would let him park anywhere he wants? You just don’t know what individuals will do.

    On the other hand, if a brother at the Society’s website goes belly-up spiritually, they can just pull him and put in someone faithful. So www.watchtower.org can guarantee both continuity and accuracy, but such is not the case with individuals.

    So you don’t claim or pretend to be them. You confine yourself to being you. A single imperfect person. No guarantee of accuracy. No guarantee of being a model Witness. Just one person fully capable of being wrong. One person giving his own experiences, explaining what motivated him to do this or that. Some posts at this site are clearly meant to be humorous, and have little bearing to the actual state of things with Jehovah’s Witnesses. Other posts have nothing whatsoever to do with religion.

    Jesus said that those who exercised faith in him would do works greater than his. (John 14:12) Not that they could outreason or outspeak him, of course. No, but his disciples would cover greater territory over a longer period of time and so would reach more people. In time, they would also make use of inventions and technology.

    There are a few things a blogger can do that the Watchtower organisation cannot. A blogger can target a specific audience. A blogger can comment on local and current events. A blogger can give his own experiences. But if you just repeat verbatim everything the Watchtower Society states, you run the risk of people thinking you are them, or represent them. And what individual can live up to that?

    It may be that more direction will come to congregation members regarding the internet. But if that happens, will there be anything new? Most likely just a reiteration of what has already been stated, perhaps updated to cover new internet developments such as blogs and Utube. Contrary to what Barfendogs claims, there really are not a lot of rules in the Christian congregation. He just says that because he wanted to be big cheese and they said no. What Jehovah’s organization generally does is point out how relevant Bible principles affect this or that situation, and then leave it to individuals to choose their own course per the dictates of their own Bible-trained conscience.

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    Tom Irregardless and Me     No Fake News but Plenty of Hogwash

  • Forty Years Down the Toilet!

    Forty Years Down the Toilet: My Wasted Life with Jehovah’s Witnesses!

    This title in the library’s new books section caught my eye. I snapped it right up and headed home because I love a good read. But only when I flopped into my armchair did I notice who the author was.

    It was Tom Barfendogs, formerly a colleague and fellow member of the prestigious Carriertom Into-wishen Research Institute!

    Yes, Tom Barfendogs, who once worked shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Tom Sheepandgoats, Tom Wheatandweeds, his brother Tom Weedsandwheat, Tom Fishandchips, and Tom Pearlsenswine.

    Ah, his defection is a sad story. For I readily concede that he was a smart guy. But he was also kinda full of himself. We remember he started to develop some opinions he was fond of – who doesn’t? – but then, by degrees, those opinions became, not opinions, but Revealed Truth. It got so you couldn’t pass him in the Institute hallways without hearing him go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about his special close relationship with God. Naturally, he felt others should see him in the same light, and he got miffed when that didn’t happen. In time, he began to conduct his own classes: Barfendogs’ Bible Briefings, I think they were called.

    Of course, this didn’t sit too well with the JW organization, which is modeled after the first century Christian congregation. There is a definite structure. It is not a free stage for independent cowboys, yahoos and hotshots.

    Next thing you know, he’s quit the congregation and later resurfaces with his own website: www.BarfendogsBullhornofTruth.con, which, were you to visit it, does nothing but run down his former JW pals. I mean, he must have some other interests – all of us do – but you’d never know it from the site.

    The sourpuss website syndrome is a well-documented phenomenon  affecting 5%, give or take, of those who leave Jehovah’s Witnesses. The remaining 95% is comprised of those who return, and of those who move on in life to other things.

    It didn’t help that, years after he left, the JW organization actually came around to his way of thinking on a couple points! You might think that Barfendog would have returned at this point. But he had his website and book by then, and all he would tell anyone is how he Forged Ahead due to His Special Relationship with God. He didn’t need any organization. The organization needed him! Now they could kiss his you-know-what!

    And he used to be such a nice guy.

    Besides, why does anyone need an organization? “Me n Jesus” is enough. And what about Christian love? Didn’t Jesus stand for love? Doesn’t, love mean “nobody’s telling me what to do!”?

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    It’s clear that there was a human organization in the first century. Acts chapter 15 reveals the inner workings of a governing body, which was necessary to organize preaching activity and to adapt scripture to a changing world, much as the Supreme Court serves to adapt the Constitution to changing times.

    Acts 16:4,5 reports on an aftermath of that meeting of the apostles and elders in Jerusalem:

    Now while they were passing through the cities, they were delivering the decrees which had been decided upon by the apostles and elders who were in Jerusalem, for them to observe. So the churches were being strengthened in the faith, and were increasing in number daily.           New American Standard Bible

    Note that the apostles and elders had authority. It wasn’t good ol boy coaching that they offered, so that you could tell them to go fly a kite. They delivered decrees. It wasn’t “me n Jesus” back then, even in those first years immediately following His resurrection!

    Note, too, that God blessed the arrangement, even though the apostles and elders were men, imperfect men, fully capable of all the dopey moves common to humans:  Thus the churches were strengthened in the faith and daily their numbers increased.  Acts 16:5

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    Whoever assumes leadership, and does not remain in the doctrine of Christ, does not have God.    2 John 9    Berkeley Version

     

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    Tom Irregardless and Me      No Fake News but Plenty of Hogwash

  • One of Us is Wrong, Buddy

    Driving into a cul-de-sac. A well-heeled neighborhood, and we work the homes as we go. Retracing our route, a fellow from the first house charges across his lawn, clad in shorts only. The day is warm.

    HEY!…HEY! he bellows. You left me your tract! Here’s one for you! He shoves a tract at the car. A description of our errors: Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t view Jesus as God, we don’t believe in  burning hell, we don’t send the good people to heavenly bliss.

    It’s hard to know what to do with a hopped up fellow like this. JUST REMEMBER, BUDDY, he blusters, ONE OF US IS WRONG!

    Ah, well, honest mistake, I counter, trying to placate him, but he’s having none of it. He hollers once more: ONE OF US IS WRONG!

    I think he wants me to say. Yeah, it’s YOU, you pighead! And then we’ll blow the whole afternoon in ecclesiastical war. But there has to be better ways to spend your time.

    Look, God can sort this out, I begin. We don’t have to….

    READ YOUR BIBLE, PAL! And then he rams us with some favorite scriptures from memory, just as you might thrust a cross at a vampire. Apparently he thinks we’ll choke on them, and he hollers yet again: ONE OF US IS WRONG!

    Sometimes you just can’t get out gracefully. So you settle for getting out. We did.

    This guy doesn’t like Jehovah’s Witnesses. He has some doctrines he cherishes, all-important doctrines, and he knows we deny them all, so perhaps it’s not surprising.

    Anti-Witness websites, of which there’s quite a few, fall into two categories. First is the kind this bellicose fellow might maintain. Strictly religious. Doctrinal. Absolutely intolerant, not just of us, but of anything that strays from their belief.

    Then they are the secular anti-Witness sites, no friendlier, but with a different set of gripes: our neutrality, view of blood, denial of evolution in favor of creation.

    One might suppose the last gripe would give us common cause with the fundamentalists, but not so. For the latter punch holes in the otherwise sound argument one can make for creation by insisting on silliness. For instance, the Hebrew term rendered “day.” in Genesis need not refer to a 24 hour day. It can, but it can also refer to an indefinite period, just as an old-timer might speak of life “back in my day.” Why, then, insist on the earth and all life on it coming about in literal days, when such a view is patent nonsense?

    I’m afraid I know their answer: Because it’s in the Bible, and the Bible SAYS WHAT IT MEANS and MEANS WHAT IT SAYS! 

    The thing that really irks me is that secular people mistake us for them.

  • Old Testament……….Click and Go

    Genesis

    Gen 1:1,11-25, Gen 2:4          

    Gen 1:28, Gen 3:1-5          

    Gen 1:28         

    Gen 1:6-8, Gen 7:11-12         

    Gen 2:7         

    Gen 2:9,16, Gen 3:15,22-24          

    Gen 2:17         

    Gen 5:1-32, Gen 11:1-32, Gen 25:7         

    Gen 6:11-12         

    Gen 11:1-9         

    Gen 11:6                Gen 11:6         

    Gen 37:35         

    Gen 40:8                Gen 40:8

    Exodus

    Ex 14:11-12

    Ex 20:4-5               Ex 20:4-5             Ex 21:5-6

    Ex 32:24

    Leviticus

    Lev 17:11-12

    Lev 18:24-25, 19:9-10

    Lev 25:11-55

    Numbers

    Numbers 14:34

     Deuteronomy

    Deut 4:5-8

    Deut 13:1-5, 18:20-22

    Deut 19:21

    Deut 21:22-23

    2 Samuel

    2 Sam 12:1-7                2 Sam 12:1-7

    1 Kings

    1 Kings 4:33

    1 Kings 18:27                1 Kings 18:27

    1 Kings 20:23-25

    2 Kings

    2 Kings 2:23-24

    2 Kings 17:7-17

    1 Chronicles

    1 Chron 29:23

    2 Chronicles

    2 Chron 28:3

    2 Chron 33:9

    Job

    Job (throughout)

    Job 2:4-5,Job 38-41

    Job 14:13

    Job 26:7,10                 Job 26:7,10

    Job 15:15,32:2-3,42:7

    Psalms

    Ps 10:4                Ps 10:4

    Ps 16:10

    Ps 22:16

    Ps 23:1

    Ps 34:12-14

    Ps 37:10-11

    Ps 38:12-14

    Ps 83:18                   Ps 83:18

    Ps 93:1

    Ps 104:8

    Ps 110:1                  Ps 110:1

    Ps 115:4-8

    Ps 115:16                Ps 115:16

    Ps 120:6-7

    Ps 138:6

    Ps 146:3-4

    Proverbs

    Prov 4:18

    Prov 14:15

    Prov 18:11

    Prov 21:19

    Prov 22:29

    Prov 26:14

    Prov 30:7-9

    Prov 30:8-9

    Prov 30:12

    Prov 30:18

    Ecclesiastes

    Eccles 1:11, 2:18-19

    Eccles 5:2

    Eccles 7:1

    Eccles 7:7

    Eccles 7:16                Eccles 7:16

    Eccles 9:5,10

    Eccles 9:10                Eccles 9:10

     Isaiah

    Isa 2:4

    Isa 6:9

    Isa 11:6-9

    Isa 11:9-11

    Isa 21:9

    Isa 26:2

    Isa 38:13

    Isa 40:22

    Isa 55:9

    Isa 65:21-23                 Isa 65:21-23

    Jeremiah

    Jer 8:9, 10:23

    Jer 38:7-13

    Jer 45:2-5

    Jer 52:8-11

    Ezekiel

    Ezek 3:17

    Ezek 4:6, 21:25-27

    Ezek 18:25

    Ezek 21:5-6

    Ezek 33:32

    Daniel

    Daniel 2:42-43

    Dan 2:44              Dan 2:44            Dan 2:44            Dan 2:44

    Dan 4:7-26

    Dan 6:7-16

    Dan 12:1                       Dan 12:1

    Dan 12:4                       Dan 12:4

    Micah

    Micah 7:3

    Habakkuk

    Hab 3:17-18              Hab 3:17-18                Hab 3:17-18

    Zephaniah

    Zephaniah 3:9

     

                     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Some Stay and Some Leave

    Last week, Birdness Buck got canned at Metro Megacorp. This week, he is starting a website entitled My Life at Metro Megacorp….the Real Truth.

    Question: Will the new website be kind to Metro Megacorp?  (Hint: Not a snowball’s chance in you-know-where.)

    Last month, Bob Slickbottom quit Metro Megacorp. The next day he started a website entitled My Years at Metro Megacorp….the Real Scoop.

    What about the Bob’s website? Will it be kind?

    This one’s harder to call. People job hop today. They aren’t necessarily steamed, they just move on. Still, if someone goes to all the trouble of webbing, odds are he won’t be too nice. We all know it’s much more fun to lambaste something than praise it. But it could go either way.

    However, when grandpa Slyster Slickbottom quit Metro Megacorp 50 years ago, people didn’t job hop. You worked at a place straight from school and stayed until retirement. So Sly was steamed, otherwise he would have stayed. When he started his website Twenty years a Metro Megacorp Slave,  he was not kind to his former employer.   

    In fact, his site set the pattern for the Birdness Buck site, and was far more impressive, since there was no web then.

    It’s like that when a person leaves Jehovah’s Witnesses. Its organization represents a faith and a way of life. Like the lifetime employer of former times, people don’t enter to stay a few years before moving on. If they leave, it’s likely because they’re peeved over something. Otherwise they would have stayed. And if that person finds the web, he may not be kind.

    As for Birdness Buck, Jehovah’s Witnesses are among the few faiths that will expel a person for serious misconduct, when persistent and unrepentant. Watch out for any websites started in that wake. There is a fair number of sourpuss websites authored by former JWs.